The slang of Montessorians...

As Montessorians studying in one of the most refined schools in town, T.Myn expected us to acquire and speak in a charming, sophisticated manner like we were all well-bred students from high-end schools like O.B Montessori(a school affiliated with us), Assumption college, Woodrose or IS Manila. But unknown to "Mama Myn", students and some teachers in the San Pablo Main branch(and even some students from Lucena and Lipa branch) developed a kind of unique and absurd slang that only us can relate to. The "Montessorian slang" is infused with the influences of gay lingo, BatMan(the DJ from Batangas), street cuss, friends from other schools like Canossa or LC, D.O.T.A(even non-D.O.T.A players like me use those words), the personal lives of prominent Montessorians, teachers and just about anything that we find strangely amusing.

So, here's a list of some common slangs, terms and phrases that we use in our everyday discussions- whether inside or outside the classroom. I already posted some slang in a post, i think last September 2009, but here's just an update(as of March 2010).

Lugi ka ngay-ohn!!!- an expression said when someone expected something but it turned out very different from his expectations. Example: "Dean, ang dali dali kaya ng exams at 70 lang ang nakuha mo?? Lugi ka ngay-ohn!!!"
Adik- Anyone who overly achieves things. Example: Adik talaga si Tetel sa math.
Bruha- a more subtle substitute for luko, tanga or bitch. Popularized by sir Manny de Villa and sir Ian Villareal. Example: "Bruha ka!!!"
Chenes- Me, or anything that pertains to China or something Chinese. Example: "Hello, Chenes!!" said sir Ernest as Irish passed by with Jonathan and Mark, the three talking about Tintin.
Cheverloo- Variable
First blood-
Beyond God-like- something that sounds like "adik"
Mega kill-
jumong-
Eklavush- Synonym of cheverloo
Chuk chak cheneses- Synonym of cheverloo and eklavush.
Emo ranger- Someone who is heartbroken. Example: Si Dean ay naging isang "emo ranger" pagkatapos nyang malaman na iba ang mahal ni Rizelle.
Serminaristang lalaki- Christian, Rizelle's ex from Sariaya.
Kalaguyo- Anyone who is considered as Rizelle's lover.
Yugnot- Huguenot, aka French Protestant like Julien Jehan(Juju is a bornagain). The symbol of the Yugnots is a phallic sign aka the Hugenot symbol. The Hugenot symbol came to be when Dean was doddling on Julien's PE a phallic symbol one Filipino class, then we just noticed it after math class when sir Ian saw(and realized what the hell it is) the symbol.
Humahaba ang buhok ni (any girl)- When people found out that a certain girl has an admirer. Example: Uiii... Humahaba ang buhok ni Irish!!! (Nung nalaman nilang tinetext ako ni Xurt all the time)
Age doesn't matter- a phrase fourth grader Job Cayamanda popularized when he was asked who is his crush(which is Vannesa Muje from grade 6). After being received with jeers, he told the crowd "Age doesn't matter..."