A rock poem....

No, it's not at all what you've expected the moment you read the title dawg. So if you're expecting some cheesy, emo or pointlessly frustrated and angry poems that bring about the pangs of pain and dispair, then get the f*** off.

A while ago, as i was fooling around in our autosupply shop and at the same time reviewing for my monthly exams tomorrow and reading a book about Jose Rizal being afraid of Jai Ho people when he was a kid. Out of the blue, i randomly made a very satirical and stupid poem in Filipino about my uncle who lives in Hong Kong and whose name is Rocky.

Mabato

Ang mabato ay mabato.
May tito akong pangalan ay "Mabato"
Kung sa Ingles sya ay si "Rocky".
Mahilig sa Heinaken
at bano kay Doraemon.

Marami syang bato
sa kanyang bahay na bansot.
Ang kanyang buhay naman ay
puro bato.

Iisa lang ang masasabi ko sa yo...
"...Bato bato sa langit, ang tamaan
huwag magalit."

Ang masasabi mo naman sa akin
sa mabato mong Ingles ay...
"... Want to eat some more?"

At sa lahat, ang masasabi nila
sa atin...
...Ano ba 'to??!! Puro nalang
mga bato. Mukha na kayong bato.
Di bale, magkaanak naman kayong bato.

Baka naman sila ang mas mabato kesa sa aten.
Ayos lang, dahil kung binato ka ng bato
batohin mo nalang ng tinapay.

*bow*

What if i made a German version of this one??
That's okay, as long as it's not Chinese(particularly Mandarin, Cantonese and especially Fukien), he won't understand it. ;-)