What if Bill got a gf?

Yesterday, i was checking out tokio hotel network to get updated about tokio hotel when i found out that Georg Listing(their bassist who share the same age as sir Ian-ah, adik) had a girlfriend, but the gf did not want to become famous that's why she is unknown to everyone else.
Well, im so happy for Georg and i think that girl's lucky to have found a nice guy like Georg.
Then, a nagging thought came to me. What if the time comes when Bill would have to get a ... *gasp, faint* girlfriend??
Well, i don't know if ever im gonna be glad about it or not. Just depends whoever that girlfriend was. It would be okay if the girl shares some great same interests with him, adorable, is a bit boyish, smart, down to earth, had a mature mind and a bit younger than him(some months to five?)... like a younger Nena, Maggie Cheung Ho-Yee in Old Time Buddy(aww, c'mon she looks like Bill's mum there, and she's really funny and adorable!!) or a Demi Lovato without cleft chin and the huge, toothy smile.
But it wouldn't be okay with me(will take long to accept) if the girl was the kind of girl who would always wear Jimmy Choo high heels and YSL/Louis Vuitton/ Gucci/ Miu Miu dress every single day- even on bed-, roll around in Givenchy catwalks, is willing to give Bill a headache and is very tempestuous, like *cough* Heather Chase* cough*... or my fan fic character Aslana Gecim.
If what Bill got was the latter, i think i would...
1. CRY. Cry. Cry. Okay, i think im gonna cry. Cry in my bed, cry in my Harry Potter doll, cry in the bathroom, cry on top of the Eiffel Tower, cry on GT's shoulders. Just let all those hard feelings and flaming jealousy out!!! At least there is no longer an Audrie Kaltiz in this world to tell Bill that her "sweet Connie Chan Po Chu-like" Hong Kongian best friend is sobbing and cursing madly about him in Cantonese while in the middle of him and his gf doing something intimate.
2. the next day, wear head to toe black for a week(even on my stardoll medoll). Okay, gonna mourn about Bill's being single being gone away and him facing all the problems he have to face with his girlfriend. A simple statement to show everyone that im "crushed" like a plastic cup.
3. Expose to Harry Potter and Hong Kongian stuffs. To divert myself, duh?
At least, being exposed to those reminds me of what Bill think so far about moi- a sweet, English speaking Chinese Potterista from Hong Kong who's a big fan of his. im just a tito John Li, Lily Wong, Suzy Wong, Rocky Wong, Shirley Wong, Faye Wong, Lau Gam, William Hung, Man Gwai Fei, Wong Sheung, Wong Yee, Hawick Lau, Kam Yat, Kam Yuet, Kam Nin, Yau Nim Chi, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Maggie Cheung, Kam Sa Sa, 11th brother, Michelle Hung Bak Lam, Linda Chung, Bruce Lee, Donald Tsang, mga patay sa Tseung Kwan O, Katie Leung, Jessica Hsuan, Tung Chee Hwa, Gallen Lo, Francis Ng, Edison Chen in his life.
4. Drink Heineken- To divert yourself more, duh?
It's best if i cry on my (Heineken) loving uncle(you know who)'s shoulders. And then after that, challenge him to a Heineken drinking competition. Wash out all my good, dirty thoughts about Bill with Heineken and some good 'fessing to a priest.
5. Get your guitar back- okay, there is no one who'll make me get conscious with my hands anymore(since Bill's too occupied with his chick's hands) so there, go grab a guitar and build up my guitar skills back as well as those callouses two years worth to make it up.
In no time, i will get over it and still be a Tokio Hotel fan(unless their music changed to bad that i won't like it anymore).