Saturday, September 26, 2009

Bill is... i dunno.

Bill got a new hairstyle... a freaking mowhawk.
When i first heard the news, i was a bit freaked out that i cussed about it on my facebook( and Kuya Niel Monzones making segway about it... -mowhawks are cool!! he said-). I never saw pictures of him in mowhawk back then, but i imagined him to look worse. Bill got dreads earlier that year, although it's not really my fave, i kinda liked it. Then i saw the picture of Bill in mowhawk just a whle ago... and i liked it!! He looks way cooler than his anime inspired lion hair.
Now i kinda regretted having to cuss about it on facebook. *slaps myself*
And then another rant about Bill, some days ago i saw a video from Bild.de that Bill and Tom were ranting out their old selves- thinking that their old selves were not them and telling how stupid/ugly those guys were.

At this very moment, reading those translations made me want to pull out Bill's mowhawk and Tom's girly, kevin calabia-ish braids out of their heads. They never realized that they were them when they got famous and made them land in where they are now. If they never became like that, they would never be who they are right now. And Bill looks more gay at the moment than what he was before. They should better realize this or else i will come to Germany and splash out a bucket of acid on their faces. *throws off a Man Gwai fei-ish tsiieh*

here's some translation of their reden-ing on the bild vid(thanks Tokio Hotel Network)

T. On top of that I saw a picture of them. And there was that singer. The singer…

B: The singer is a complete no-go.

T: SO gay!

B: Like a girl!

T: I mean he had strands in his face with his last hair style. And make up and everything.

B: And then his palm tree hair!

T: He already looked like a girl. Completely like a woman. And now you need
to invent a new word for that, I think.

B: Fag.

T: Fag. Embarrassing. Woman. Something in between. Cant even define it, anymore. Pathetic.

B: And that weird little nut.

T: Yeah, he’s just the greatest! Definitely never fucked anyone! And if he has, maybe one or two 16 year olds. Tops. And he keeps talking about women, about being a womanizer.

B: And the other two, who never get to say anything anyway…

T: Gregor and Günther or something. They look like idiots on that picture.

B: If I’d have had the bottle, I’d have had a few more.

T: Self-overestimating morons.

T: I never liked that girl band. But they get worse every day. They outdo themselves.

B: Ugly.

T: Totally ugly. And they are so overestimated. They can’t do a singe thing and got millions for it!

B: They’re really filling up their wallets. And they’re not doing anything for it! They’re just driving around with their big ass cars! Two bg fat red Ferraris.

B: And the other idiot. What’s his name? Tom and his fag of a brother. They are so antisocial.

T: And now they have a “cool” new look.

B: Cool. They look even cooler than before. And he just looks like a fag.

T: Damn fag. You really need it…

B: It used to be somewhat okay. Now he just sucks.

T: And in other countries.

B: Yeah. In other countries. You’re sooo cool. All “international”, just shut the fuck up, already. Suckers.

T: And there you have it, again. Money changes people. The moment you have some cash, you change.

B: And the way they make themselves out!

T: And what tops is that they don’t have a stylist. They should get one, stat. The way they’re running around, that’s just…

B: Embarrassing.

T: Just imagine people waling around like that on the streets.

B: Bill. Now him I’d like to wipe him off the face of the planet, for real!

T: I’d like to spit at him. For his ugly mutt face.

B: Yeah.

T: And with make-up. As a guy. Completely painted over. Ridiculous.


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