Montessori is soooo like... Poveda??

Last tuesday there was no classes so i decided to visit my long time best friend and fellow Montessori alumni Gt Hidalgo. In his condo room, Gt and i exchanged some news from Montessori that we both find terrifying. It turned out that Gt also shared the same kind of view on the present condition of Montessori. According to Gt, Montessori turned into something like "Love in the club..." and that students there, instead of treating each other as something like brothers and sisters(like we used to do) and usually having romatic relationships from kids from other schools, they just hook up with each other. It seemed like everyone in Montessori has his/her own romantic partner or someone to be linked with. Kash Kraft(Mrs. Dancing Zombie's lil sis) now has a boyfriend and (you'll never guess who he is...) he is none other than the kid who piss Montessori off big time, VK Castillo(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...lolz). And the worst thing there is that those people who should discourage these kinds of things and set examples are the ones who are fucking propagating this kind of balderdash. Wendy used to get into a fight with Xurt everytime she would try to get close with him, until one(totally unfortunate) day, she sought the help of her bffs Elyzza, Kassel, Twinkle and Abby. One day, they went to SM Lipa to celebrate Twinkle's birthday by inviting Karlo and Xurt. Then kaboom... Wendy successfully had Xurt worshiping on her feet and stripped Xurt's affections for me. The prospects of Xurt coming back to me is bleak and unclear. This will go on just as long as those 5 girls are still together(that means they haven't left for college yet) and when the time comes that they will depart from each other the way our closely-knit batch departed, im afraid that Xurt will have no feelings for me anymore. But i will be so happy if one day someone doorbelled my condo in Loyola Heights or looked for me in school and it turned out to be Xurt with a bouquet of roses(or other flowers) and a box of chocolates, smiling that seemed to be sunshine like the last time we met.


Back to the IJ Montessori is being a second-rate, trying hard, copycat version of Powhvedahh, Montessori is being like a phoney version of Poveda since both are into romance, boys, flirtiness and speaking Spanish(Hey did you know, the new teacher who looks like JR, sir JP teaches the High School in Espanyol). Thank God for Povedans at least they do super well in school and they value their education more. those from Montessori dont care about education and how it will affect them anymore, they dont even do their responsibilities as student leaders. All they value the most in their lives is popularity and how to satisfy their testosterones and kilig hormones.

Montessori is really going crazy.

A rock poem....

No, it's not at all what you've expected the moment you read the title dawg. So if you're expecting some cheesy, emo or pointlessly frustrated and angry poems that bring about the pangs of pain and dispair, then get the f*** off.

A while ago, as i was fooling around in our autosupply shop and at the same time reviewing for my monthly exams tomorrow and reading a book about Jose Rizal being afraid of Jai Ho people when he was a kid. Out of the blue, i randomly made a very satirical and stupid poem in Filipino about my uncle who lives in Hong Kong and whose name is Rocky.

Mabato

Ang mabato ay mabato.
May tito akong pangalan ay "Mabato"
Kung sa Ingles sya ay si "Rocky".
Mahilig sa Heinaken
at bano kay Doraemon.

Marami syang bato
sa kanyang bahay na bansot.
Ang kanyang buhay naman ay
puro bato.

Iisa lang ang masasabi ko sa yo...
"...Bato bato sa langit, ang tamaan
huwag magalit."

Ang masasabi mo naman sa akin
sa mabato mong Ingles ay...
"... Want to eat some more?"

At sa lahat, ang masasabi nila
sa atin...
...Ano ba 'to??!! Puro nalang
mga bato. Mukha na kayong bato.
Di bale, magkaanak naman kayong bato.

Baka naman sila ang mas mabato kesa sa aten.
Ayos lang, dahil kung binato ka ng bato
batohin mo nalang ng tinapay.

*bow*

What if i made a German version of this one??
That's okay, as long as it's not Chinese(particularly Mandarin, Cantonese and especially Fukien), he won't understand it. ;-)