School slang...

Over the years i've been studying in Montessori, i noticed some changes of our class' talks... Words or phrases that only us understood come and go but one thing's constant and that is the wittiness and such panglaitness of our vocabulary.

First Year:

1. Er, i see... - or "Oh i see" spoken in a very fake British accent
2. Seek as where the voices found - going to look for something
3. I bomb- or "Ian bomb". Since that was also the time when Ian(Inah's big bro) often make a huge mess at the bathroom as well as leave a pungent smell that's very hard to endure.
4. Miggy- someone who's gay and a bit retarded at the same time
5. Michael Jackson- synonymous with Kuya Jed
6. Kevin- horse


Second Year
1. Alyssa - Means Shrimp. Because one of our classmates back then, Alyssa Flores, had a very weird hair that resembles a shrimp.
2. Seksi Seksi- Rafael Salazar.
3. Anoh- an expression meaning "what" or "okay". Used in a sentence: "Wag pilitin ang ayaw, anoh..." or "ano? namatay si Dean?? O hinde..."
4. Bill Kaulitz- Synonimous with Germany, anything German, gay people as well as people with long and spikey hair. Used in a sentence: The chancellor of Bill Kaulitz is Angela Merkel.
5. Sawing Palad- someone or something luckless

Third Year:
1. Irish- is synonimous with People's Republic of China, Hong Kong SAR, Macau SAR and Taiwan. Also synonimous with the word Chinese.
Used in a sentence: The People's Republic of Irish is a communist country with a population of over 1 billion.
The best airlines to ride from Manila to Taipei is Irish Airlines. (or aka China Airlines since there's really no such thing as Irish airlines that offers flights from Manila to Taipei)
2. Julien- is synonimous with France and anything French. Used in a sentence: Victor Hugo was a Julien writer who lived in Julien in the 1800s.
The Julien revolution happened in the 18th century when ordinary Julien people wanted to have liberty, equality and fraternity.
3. Oh hinde- or "Oh no"...
4. Adik- someone who was addicted into something or someone who really excels unusually in something.
5. Lupet - an exclaimation meaning "cool" or "awesome"
6. Lowiq- a dumbass
7. Highiq- a smartass
8. Joe Taruc- something that our old dance teacer sir Rodney called us when we're practising for the cheering for the sportsfest 2008 held in Talisay.
9. Ah ganon- an expression popularized by t.Leyme Dangue

Fourt Year:
1. Ay luge ka ngayon- an expression that a person says when someone prepared hard for something that was warned as difficult but in the end it turned out to be easy even if you don't prepare for that. Came from Batangas Man, a DJ from Batangas.
2. Ah adik- an exclamation.
3. Emo ranger- A very depressed and emo person. Example: Dean.
4. Jai Ho- Synonimous with India, anything Indian and Jonathan Malabalanan(by Jawo and some other freaks).
5. Lady Gaga- a crazy slut. (but i like her)
6. Hayden Kho- someone who dances out "Careless Whispers"
7. Chenes- a variable, the unknown. or what Dean calls the Fiesta Trio from Dora the Explorer. Used in a sentence: 2 chenes-6=0 is 3. (mathematically speaking: 2x-6=0 is 3)
8. Everlu- another word for variable, like chenes.
9. Dora the Explorer- Not all kids wearing backpacks go to school.
10. OMG Channel eleven- emphasized form of OMG
11. Buti pa ang saging may puso, pero daig ka pa ng sisig-may utak.
(as of September 2009)

Note: most expressions used in the third year was also used in fourth year.

Shenanigans at the ACET

Last week, i just had my Ateneo College Entrance Test or aka "the unfinishable entrance exam" as i noticed( because of the short time particularly at the aptitude tests) but i found the ACET more memorable than the UPCAT in a lighter way, with those kwelas, kagagugan and kabalastigan happening inside me, poof, it became oh so memorable.
The essay part- after answering the English part(it was kinda easy coz they were mostly those questions sir Manto used to ask us in quizzes and exams- yeah i owed a great deal with him even if he's kinda strict), we were given out a question to answer in essay form. Unfortunately most of us had only 15 minutes to do the essay befores up for the English. Actually, my essay was missing a good conclusion, i was still in the middle of giving out a good arguement and example- Im not talking about Tokio Hotel here. ;)
The math part- Earlier that morning, i overheard some parents who were talking about the ACET. Some of their children's friends took the ACET on Manila yesterday and they told that the math part was really hard. I admit the math part was hard, that is the problem solving part(which is the Numerical Ability on the aptitude test part later on). But the math on the red test paper was fairly easy. Like on the english with sir Manto, the math one was kinda like what sir Ian mostly asks us about(except for the trigonometry part). When i was answering the f of x and synthetic division part, I imagined sir Ian beside me playing with a psp and telling me "Ay lugeh ka ngayon". That made me mutter out "Lugeh ka ngayon..."
General Information- My favorite part in the aptitude test since most questions were based from history and im such a history buff. There were also those science questions but at least those mole fractions, avogadro's law, gay lussac's law and chemistry computations were gone but in the numerical ability there were those compuations for Physics.
Reading Comphrehension- This was the explitly, kinda lustful one. There was a reading there about dreams and what dreams really serves as for people. I read there that dreams were like the thoughts hidden in our minds that we completly deny which only submerge when we're asleep. So my first thought about it went to Bill Kaulitz, whom i dreamed a few times "doing it" with him. Gasp, that means i want some pornographic moment with Bill?!!... i thought. Of all things that i can recall during the ACET like Sisa, Basilio, Yael Yuzon, sir Manny, Crispin, Hermione Granger, why should it be my very deep, intimate moment with Bill that never really happened?
Like if Bill was really there beside me at that very moment and he can read minds like his idol Edward Cullen, he would've slapped me multiple times and cursed me in German that i'll not pass the ACET.

So my tips for those who'll be taking the ACET next year, study well in PROBLEM SOLVING, STATISTICS and TRIGONOMETRY, HISTORY, GRAMMAR AND READING COMPREHENSION, buy a watch to keep track of time, learn how to write an essay fastly in just 15 minutes with complete introduction, arguement, examples and conclusion, and listen to your teachers. And when ACET day comes, you'll discover that the ACET is more than an entrance exam. It may be one unfinishable exam but you'll discover that you're in for a wonderful kind of adventure whether you'll pass or not.