Ah, adik... Bill's gone "adik " over Twilight

Yeah, i just read in my ever reliable Tokio Hotel source, Tokio Hotel Network, that Bill fessed up in an interview that he was obsessed with Twilight!! *gasp* NOOOOOO!!!
Putang Ina, why?
He said that people kept on telling him to watch Twilight and so he watched it on an airplane on his way to LA. Then he got hooked with it.
I forgive him for being a Twilight fan, since i never watched Twilight anyway that's why i hid my animosity over that piece of literature from everyone, but i know the plot of the story and i hate the plot from what i've imagined it to be as i read it. I like Harry Potter better because it's more enlightening and wonderful. The kind of fantasy in Harry Potter is had more light heartedness than in Twilight, Twilight is just passion and a bit of mysterious darkness, doesn't have much humor than HP has. In Twilight, they just deal with teenage love while Harry Potter deals with not only love but family, friends and justice.
Who knows if i got the chance to watch it, i might as well like it(the movie), those changes in the plot is quite inevitable in every adapted films, who knows it will suit my taste- like Repertory Philippines' Jack in the Benastalk(i once thought that Jack and the beanstalk would be very boring but i was wrong- it entertained me very much in every scene no matter how very childish the play was). I just hate Twilight coz of the plot and the rabid, immature fans who kept on fainting everytime someone mention Edward Cullen's name and they kept on comparing Twilight, a very Mary Sue-ish story to Harry Potter, a very brilliant and heartwarming story. Im very sure that the moment Mimi Niggel hears this one, she will go on and make a "fiesta" out of it. She might even write that her Heather was on the plane with Bill and she's the one who made him watch Twilight.
And why did he told this thing just a week before i take my ACET? I might lose some concentration when ACET day comes on september 20. Boooooo!!! Does that means he doesn't want me to study in Ateneo? at least he doesn't have a girlfriend now that will keep myself insane for months, or else my chances of passing Ateneo, De Lasalle and Ust will be affected. AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF BILL!!!
His Twilight/HP loving cousin Audrie might have something to do with this. tsk, tsk...
Why didn't she influence Bill with Harry Potter instead? Sigh, oh well.

Let them eat Pidgeon....

I should really say Mimi Niggel should win a Pulitzer Prize for writing the greatest fan fic ever told.
Heather Chase and the ... uhhhh.... dazzling, schlizzing, adik life as a bongalicious model/actress/rockista dating my crush/potterforums old man Bill Kaulitz.
Oh puh-leez are they plotting to ruin my Hong Kong trip for the second time. oh no not this time, im confident that "America's sweetheart" is just a fan fic.
How do i know? let us call the Mythbusters shall we.
first, if she was "America's sweetheart" why can't i see her on American magazines or news ever since i was a kid or something?
then if she was really close with Bill, why does Mimi Niggel never mentioned anything about Bill's close cousin Audrie? i mean Bill and Audrie are as close as close cousins and they're tat twins. Heather mentioned about Bill tattoo but she never mentioned about Audrie; his tattoo buddy. and most of all, why does she never mentioned about Audrie's band Blood Stained Glory or even Hearing Voices?? fer sure Audrie's bands are real while Heather's band Pidgeon is not. In fact i never found any infos about Pidgeon on the net.
So that myth about Heather Chase's BUSTED.
So let's go to a Chinse resto and order some fried Pidgeons!!! yummy